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让老外吐了八升血的胡同口大妈英语

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天涯晨汐 发表于 2008-7-15 08:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
1.we two who and who?

  咱俩谁跟谁阿

  2.how are you ? how old are you?

  怎么是你,怎么老是你?

  3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you

  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你

  4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !

  together up !

  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!


  5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have

  nothing to say,go home!!

  有事起奏,无事退朝

  6.you me you me

  彼此彼此

  7.You Give Me Stop!!

  你给我站住!

  8.know is know noknow is noknow

  知之为知之,不知为不知…


  9.watch sister

  表妹


  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’s son can make hole!!

  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!


  11.American Chinese not enough

  美中不足


  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die

  车祸现场描述


  13.heart flower angry open

  心花怒放


  14.go past no mistake past

  走过路过,不要错过


  15.小明:I am sorry!

  老外:I am sorry too!

    小明:I am sorry three!

  老外:What are you sorry for?

  小明:I am sorry five!


  16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!

  要钱没有,要命一条


  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.

  我叫李老大,今年25。


  18.you have two down son。

  你有两下子。


  19.as far as you go to die

  有多远,死多远!!


  20.I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my
  face

  给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸


  21.People mountain and people sea.

  人山人海


  22.seven up eight down

  七上八下


  23.love who who

  爱谁谁


  24.no three no four

  不三不四

  做早操:do morning ****

  做课间操:do class between ****


  25一说:give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看)

  一答:you try try see!(你试试看!)


  26.雇主 how much do you want a month?

  保姆:800 yuan, eat you, sleep you

  800块, 吃你的,住你的


  27.you give me run egg!

  你给我滚蛋!
syukum 发表于 2008-7-15 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

回复 #1 天涯晨汐 的帖子

大妈的英文口语实在太强了,我要飞过去跟她学
大海 发表于 2008-7-15 08:58 | 显示全部楼层
直译啊。可别用在奥运会上啦。
山鹰猎狐 发表于 2008-7-15 09:05 | 显示全部楼层
英语水平强悍的
丹丹 发表于 2008-7-15 09:23 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈!
小妮子 发表于 2008-7-15 09:43 | 显示全部楼层
心情专卖店 发表于 2008-7-15 10:06 | 显示全部楼层
我没看懂什么来,都认识,不知道意思
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