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nelsonlin 发表于 2008-11-8 08:32 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Some interesting theories about human and pigs :
  
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Pigs = eat + sleep

Hence, Human = Pigs + work + enjoy

if, Human - enjoy = Pigs + work
in other words,   
Human that don't know how to enjoy = pigs that work

Men = eat + sleep + earn money

Pigs = eat + sleep

Hence, Men = Pigs + earn money

therefore, Men - earn money = Pigs
in other words,   
Men that don't earn money = Pigs   

Women = eat + sleep + spend

Pigs = eat + sleep

Hence, Women = Pigs + spend

therefore, Women - spend = Pigs

In other words,   
Women that don't spend = Pigs

Summary:
Men earn money not to let women become pigs!

Women spend not to let men become pigs!


Men + Women = 2 Pigs
Wish all the pigs happy forever.


[ 本帖最后由 nelsonlin 于 2008-11-8 10:33 编辑 ]
丹丹 发表于 2008-11-8 08:46 | 显示全部楼层
水贴。
小妮子 发表于 2008-11-8 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
看不懂  不明白
小函 发表于 2008-11-8 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
这也可以做证明题的啊
不赚钱的男人偶不知道是什么,但是不花钱的女人应该不等于PIG吧
第伍大盗 发表于 2008-11-8 10:26 | 显示全部楼层
结果发现2头猪
烦人 发表于 2008-11-8 17:53 | 显示全部楼层
Why?What?Where?
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